That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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