Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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