their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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