Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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