Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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