But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I could fuck to npr.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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