Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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