5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
