Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The power of my boobs compel you
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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