he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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