You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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