Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I fill condoms, not promises.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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