drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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