In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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