a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Randomize