just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My feet surprised me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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