Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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