How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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