Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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