that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
