Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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