Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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