If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door