glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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