I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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