forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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