THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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