Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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