Already got asked if we're dating
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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