I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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