Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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