32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Semen is not good for contacts.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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