i permit you to call me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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