just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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