You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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