i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
