she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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