got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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