If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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