girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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