Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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