its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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