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I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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