You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
God, I missed his penis.
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