That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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