I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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