I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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