talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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