No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Your penis caused this!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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