Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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