belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
