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when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
last night I used snow as a chaser
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