he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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