Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The air was thick with penises
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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