I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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